666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree, via greetings)

spangefucker:

when ur chemistry teacher does something gay

image

(via dat-bass-line)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via dont-frick-with-me)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via repeals)

blakeyonce:

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(via craickills)

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

(via egberts)

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porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

(via egberts)

communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

(Source: communistbakery, via greetings)

(Source: oatmeal47, via ruinedchildhood)

easilyhumored:

fallingintoconfusion:

easilyhumored:

date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me

Girls are so simple.

i am boy

(via greetings)

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via ruinedchildhood)

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asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via ruinedchildhood)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via bestfriencl)

toxicmp3:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

britneyspears whats the answer

(via bestfriencl)

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toxicmp3:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

britneyspears whats the answer

(via bestfriencl)

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

(Source: adelon-egi, via tyleroakley)

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merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

(Source: adelon-egi, via tyleroakley)