rootehful:

rootehful:

I found a hurt snail :C
Hope I can help it… the house broke in such a complicated way…

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Snail mummy

(via jacobtheloofah)

Timestamp: 1406318589

rootehful:

rootehful:

I found a hurt snail :C
Hope I can help it… the house broke in such a complicated way…

image

Snail mummy

(via jacobtheloofah)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via zogwargqueen)

(Source: abadeerzs, via ruinedchildhood)

daggerpen:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Woah.

(via kar-kat-dennings)

Timestamp: 1406318414

daggerpen:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Woah.

(via kar-kat-dennings)

meanplastic:

same

(Source: pleatedjeans, via joshpeck)

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

(Source: kanyedoin, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1406318085

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

(Source: kanyedoin, via ruinedchildhood)

morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

(Source: vablatsky, via bestfriencl)

Timestamp: 1406315781

morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

(Source: vablatsky, via bestfriencl)

weloveshortvideos:

When you open your eyes during a prayer…

Vine by Marcus Johns

noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

(via jacobtheloofah)

(Source: acidocasualidad, via shrugging)

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

(via fake-mermaid)

All done! 

Make the promise! (x)

Timestamp: 1406232055

All done! 

Make the promise! (x)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via hi)